We won't sleep together?
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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