very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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