Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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