I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
