I'm going to jail i love you
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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