Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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he quoted the bible to break up with me
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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