8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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