Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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