We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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