So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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