so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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