Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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