She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
