This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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