Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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