Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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