if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
