i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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