Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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