Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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