Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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