she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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