Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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