Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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