No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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