I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...