Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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