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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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