Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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