Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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