everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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