Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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