I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
