At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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