real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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