How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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