Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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