you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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