I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I need to calm my uterus...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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