:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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