your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
