What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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