You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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