I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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