Say something about gay babies.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
