"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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