Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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