just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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