Sry I called you an 8
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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