Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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