who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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