So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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