were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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