Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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